A standard βtwisterβ sex position, except both parties are wearing crotchless Adidas tracksuits and doused in cheap cologne.
Honey, whyβs there a hole in your sweatpants? Did you try an Armenian Twister?
8π 2π
Consists of tickling one's goat until it spews cheese!!!
BEWARE!!!! (Ladies) Armenian men believe women are like goats!!!
Armen: So I heard Anoush wants forplay.
Habib: Are you planning on Armenian Foreplay?
Armen: WTF?
Habib: You know.....Tickling her like goat......
Armen: Yeah bro, I plan to tickle her till she spews cheese!
85π 49π
The method of taking a shit, jizzing on top of it, then crafting it into a puck shape for later consumption.
My mom made a special Armenian Ringding recipe for the bake sale last weekend. THEY OWNED.
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When having sex with someone, you lay down and throw them up in the air and have them land on your dick multiple times. You then throw them up in the air when you're about to cum and jizz to make it look like exhaust coming out of their ass.
Dude I totally did the Armenian Skyrocket with that chick last night.
25π 11π
A woman of Armenian decsent, beautiful and intelligent who can quite easily inimidate men.
Wow, this Armenian Girls too good for me. Why do i feel so weak by her presence
11π 4π
When you beat your meat 10+ times in one day.
Did you hear that Jimmy had a Armenian Armageddon on the snowday?
5π 1π
When an Armenian combs his back hair over a body part to replicate a hair style or facial hair style.
Dude, Vaz totally did an Armenian Combover for Movember...
15π 6π