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Lance Armstrong
Ever get a bag of shelled peanuts and you pull one out of the bag and it looks normal but then you crack it open and there's only 1 nut on the inside? That's a Lance Armstrong.
I'm still hungry for nuts. This bag is full of Lance Armstrongs.
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Gigachad. He wins against your dad
Dad: *sees Senator Armstrong* We're fucked
Also Dad:* dies*
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When knowingly guilty of something, repeatedly deny vehemently to the point of playing the ethical or moral card.
Before finally admitting to PED use, former cycling champion Lance Armstrong said the following:
1. "We are completely innocent. We run a very clean and professional team that has been singled out due to our success"
2. "The simple truth is that we outwork everyone. But when you perform at a higher level in a race, you get questions about doping."
Major League Baseball player Ryan Braun, before finally admitting to "making mistakes" took it to a new level with some of his quotes:
1. "When you know you're innocent of something, it's extremely difficult to have to prove it when you're in a process where you're 100 percent guilty until proven innocent."
2. "I have always taken tremendous pride in my image and my reputation and being a role model and handling myself the right way and doing things the right way."
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The only astronaut who's name you know.
Neil Armstrong and uhh...
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A very uncommon re-rack in beer pong which is a variation of the power I, but with the back cup moved slightly to the side to look like a dick with one ball. Also, one could re-rack to a dick and balls, which is 2 cups in the back with two in an I formation off the front, and then promptly remove one cup leaving you with the lance armstrong.
Big Dirty Dan:Dude, we have three cups left what should we rereack to??
Juan: The Lance Armstrong. Fo sho. Yo.
Tim is explaining his life and his thoughts about what he thinks out loud in the voice of music. He was a loner when a teenager, hardly had any friends or any money and music was his only survival. You say Tim Armstrong is a sellout? Well, fuck you, because Tim is punk in his own righteous way, being the fact that he is himself. That's what makes you punk. Tim listens to and is friends with the casualties, the uk subs, and was with the ramones, hence that they played with them. Now shut your gobs about the fact that he is or is not punk, or a sellout, hes doing what he loves doing, and is punk for doing so. Just because he's a sellout, does that make him 'not punk'? I think not.
Tim Is Himself, Making Himself Punk.
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To spike your water bottle o while biking
I needed cocaine while riding my bike so I had to pull off a Lance Armstrong
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