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n. Special circuitry wired into computers and other electronic equipment allowing it to alter it's programming in such a way that simple tasks which were performed flawlessly only moments ago are now beyond functional capability.
My PC no longer wants to recognize my data. I'm doing the same things I've always done, but now I've lost 6 months of work to artificial stupidity.
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One more step in the Feminist movement's plan to eliminate the male gender.
Women already say they don't need men to be happy, artificial insemination means they don't need them to procreate either.
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Hey man, want to borrow some of my Polo Cologne?
No bro, I don't do artifical flavors...
You could smell Danny's artificial flavor from across the bar because he bathed in that shitty colonge before he came out
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Well Well Well, Artificial Manipulence…. What can I really say? The clear definition is that when two contrivances come together to make one, the one being artificially created systems within our atmosphere. Artificial Manipulence is concerned with everything both living and dead. The true meaning yet to be disclosed will be given one day in the future.
CEO of Artificial Manipulence - IMYS
yo I really feel like artificial manipulence is taking its toll on me. “Sigh”.
yo my g you got some artificial manipulence for me?
Dear sir, may I please have a cup of artificial manipulence and biscuits.
Artificial Manipulence = Anything & Everything
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1) Being too busy to do anything else for a long time, but not actually accomplishing anything.
2) Being "busy" when somebody wants to hang out with you or sign you up for something, but really you're going to stay at home and count the ceiling tiles.
3) Being "busy" whenever somebody walks up to talk to you or to hide the fact that you are eavesdropping.
1) Being artificially busy is like being hamster in a cage, man!
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Person 1: Hey, wanna come over tonight and see my stamp collection? It's the biggest stamp collection outside of the European Union...
Person 2: Uh, sorry... gotta put cover sheets on all my TPS reports.
Person 1: TPS reports? Sounds like someone's artificially busy...
3) Dilbert, whenever Pointy Hair Bossy comes around.
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Rent-a-cops, the secrurity guards that think they are cops and act like them even thou they have no athority.
"I was just hangen out in front of the store and the artificial bacon kicked me out!"
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The capacity of a computer to perform operations analogous to philosophically examining "intuition of guilt" about what ought to be or should have been done.
The Moral Machine used it's artificial conscience to determine whether it was ok to run over the pedestrians in a bid to save the passengers of a vehicle