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A deadly thing that often males do to reach something like an orgasm. It is often done by using a noose. but don't do it it is extremely dangerous.
The kid died of autoerotic asphyxiation. it's so fucking sad.
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When music is so bad you have to cover your ears.
Between the local cover band's tone deaf lead singer and rhythmically challenged drummer, the majority of bar patrons left to avoid more aural asphyxiation.
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When someone hangs themself while masterbating to remind them of last time their dad put a rope around their neck and raped them.
If you die from Autoerotic Asphyxiation you will surely go to hell.
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When one accidently commits suicide by depriving oxygen to the brain while masturbating. See deathjerk
1. "Know how many people die each year from autoerotic asphyxiation?"
2. "No"
1. "1000!"
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When you come and go at the same time
poor fella came and went at the same time
(autoerotic asphyxiation)
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A group of individuals that spend their free time watching and making TikTok videos while strangling the shit out of themselves with Uncle Daddy’s belt or Auntie Mama’s girdle straps and beating off at Mach speed in the back lots of a trailer park. Also known as #A_A_H. In further incest and fuckeduppedness they call themselves a family whilst doing all of this. May or may not be related to one another.
Though those two were just friendly cousins, turns out they are Autoerotic Asphyxiation Hillbillies (#a_a_h). Sad really.
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Masturbating while strangulating oneself with a USB cable, a mouse wire, or an iPod earphone cord.
"Did you hear about Bill? They found him dead in a hotel room with his iPod cord around his neck. Called it "Auto Technotic Asphyxiation. I suppose the irony is that he was listening to Air Supply at the time."
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