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An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.
I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.
When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.
Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.
Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.
Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.
When I cat licks their furry sweatpants off their rear end.
My cat suffers from naked assiditis.
When an animal licks off their furry sweatpants leaving their rear end naked
My cat suffered from naked assiditis.
The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:
a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals
passing the sphincter.
b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.
c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn
morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by
morning!"
"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid
burn!!"
"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn
jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
The weight, volume, and thickness of a woman’s rear end, a.k.a. “Booty meats”
Rhonda’s thang be thangin’; assidicity on 10!