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Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.
I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.
When you accidentally touch someone's butt and make things awkward.
Random person: Did you just touch my ass?!
Ass toucher: sorry it was an assident!
An accidental mishap performed by an asshole.
I wrecked the truck when i was handing the crack pipe to the stripper i gave my paycheck to cuz i was drunk. I'm sorry, it was an assident.
When your ass/butt looks so good, it could cause a car/bike/boat accident.
Baby, please don’t stand too close to the road. You could cause an Assident wearing that.
Having a wet fart, not making it to the bathroom in time, pooping your pants.
Yo dude whats that smell? Sorry bro I ran to the bathroom as fast as I could but had an ASSIDENT before I could sit down.
A stupid combination of the word “associate” and acronym “ID” to designate an employee’s ID in a database table. It’s not even a primary key cause the company sucked so much at database design.
Old employee of crap company: “hey John what’s your assid?”
New employee of crap company: “???”
Old employee: “Your ASS ID”
New employee: “My booty belongs to me! You can’t have it! I quit!”