Average Muslim

Average Muslim, or in other words a Bomber, A Average Muslim is A Terrorist who will Destroy anything in God's Name

"Oh God there's an average Muslim on the plane were all gonna Die!"

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jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average...it is the king of average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace not necessarily a bad thing...it just is.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be sooooooo extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a large hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average...I'm going home to play Zelda...wanna come?"

Parkuru, "er...ok..."

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jack average

noun
To literally be the most average thing in the entire world. When something is jack average it is beyond "average", it is super average, uber average, extremely average. Often disappointingly average but can be used to just describe something commonplace.

Considering the all the bloody hype, I expected the Warped tour to be extremely freaking awesome, but it was just jack average. So I went home and punched a hole in my wall.

Parkuru, "How's your day going?"

Kezric, "Meh...jack average."

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Average Bro

synonym phrase for Average Joe - used for African American man

He is an average bro

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bang average

Emphatically typical or undistinguished, but used in a context where this is inherently somewhat disappointing.

“I think it’s the worst Liverpool team I have seen in years. They look bang average." - Harry Redknapp
“The start has been bang average over the four league games so far if I’m honest” - Jonathan Woodgate

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average down

To make subsequent poor financial decisions in an effort to reduce the relative impact of an initial poor financial decision.

That hooker definitely wasn't worth the $200, so I'll average down with liquor and blackjack.

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average Joe

Someone who is just like everyone else; a normal person.

'Average' means 'in the middle' or 'not extreme', and 'Joe' is a common male name. So 'average Joe' refers to a man who is not extremely different from everyone else.

1) Mickey is your average Joe - he likes football, hates opera, and thinks it's a crime to do any work on weekends.

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