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bagels

the male private part

"snap yo BAGELS"
"i know you love my bagels"
"you are a bagel lover"

by Mayor Oh September 13, 2006

36๐Ÿ‘ 45๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagel

Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.

*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*

Sean: Dude, we have donuts.

Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.

*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*

by Gulstab August 8, 2009

30๐Ÿ‘ 37๐Ÿ‘Ž


bageled

When someone promises you breakfast but doesn't deliver.

Hey Steve, where's the food we were promised for this 9am meeting?

I dunno Lee, I think we got bageled.

by Snathans January 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 6๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagel

Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.

Baby girlโ€™s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.

by Jinxii February 27, 2011

28๐Ÿ‘ 38๐Ÿ‘Ž


bagels

exclamation concerning something related to splendor or pleasure

Person A: Did you see that shot Kobe hit last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was bagels.

by MarkLerret December 8, 2009

11๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bagel

A woman with an extremely worn, stretched out vagina.

Ari's mom is such a bagel.

by Pete Best October 1, 2005

93๐Ÿ‘ 156๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bageled

Similar to getting burned but much, much more rad. It happens when you fall for a joke or prank or just do anything stupid at all, then, you just got bageled! Their is a step above traditional bageling called "getting ketchuped" which occurs when someone gets bageled so hard that the bageled ones friends can never let them live it down. An embarrassing moment for the bageled one but a truly epic moment for everyone else involved. Their is talk that their is even a step above "getting ketchuped" called "getting tomatoed" however as of this writing it has never been accomplished. Word is that the human body can not actually withstand the trauma that comes from being "tomatoed".

Hey remember that time that Brandon guy was in a porta potty and we tipped it over and yelled "you just got BAGELED!!"

by Steve Boshman July 2, 2019

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