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Whe two people are bae goals, you refer to them as bagels.
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A man who prefers a margarita over a whiskey straight.
“All your friends have a glass of Jameson, but you always get the frozen strawberry margarita... you’re such a bagel.”
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"snap yo BAGELS"
"i know you love my bagels"
"you are a bagel lover"
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Long ago, when the doughnut was invented, the entirety of planet Earth rejoiced at the delicious iced pastry, until one day, somebody pointed out that it contained the word "ugh", which is commonly associated with horror and dismay. This eventually led to "doughnut" being shortened to "donut", all for the better. A bagel is a lesser donut. It effectively puts the "ugh" back in "doughnut" and should be avoided at all costs if a donut is available.
*Todd is about to put a bagel in his mouth when Sean cuts him off.*
Sean: Dude, we have donuts.
Todd: Thanks, Man. I owe you one.
*Todd eighty-sixes the bagel and grabs a donut.*
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Bagel Girl. A girl with a youthful face but a mature and curvaceous body.
Baby girl’s a bagel with her glamour body baby face.
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exclamation concerning something related to splendor or pleasure
Person A: Did you see that shot Kobe hit last night?
Person B: Yeah, it was bagels.
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