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Colloquial expression used when talking about distance or time. To be used in combination with other cryptic word substitutions to piss knobheads off.
You want me to drive there? It's fucking beards away!
You fucked him last month? Fucking beards ago.
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An abstract/emotional verb meaning to lie to someone. This phenomenon is actually very old going back to the year 1877 of the days of Horace Beard, Sr. In those days, Horace was the town drunk, and always tried to get a free shot of whiskey from the town bar by telling the bartender that he was getting paid the following week.
The tradition continues even to today, with many people bearding many other people.
Daniel: Hey man, I just installed anti-gravity plates on my truck.
Jason: Man, there's ain't no such thing as anti-gravity plates for civilians, or any other ones that humans might produce. Well, maybe the Japanese, but I'm sure you don't have your hands on any.
Daniel: Naw man, I got anti-gravity plates from my dad who got them from the army.
Jason: Daniel, I believe you to be Bearding me. Don'tcha be bearding me, biyah.
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(vb)- the act of rubbing one's beard on someone. Can be done to any part of the body.
Girl 1: So how far'd you get with Beardguy last night?
Girl 2: Well. . . he ended up bearding me for a while.
Girl 1: No f*cking way!
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Ways of saying, naaahh, that's fake or NAAAAHHH, that's HELLA fake.
Bob: Yo, I saw a flying saucer!
Steve: Beard!
Bob: No, dude, it was real and it had a bunch of guinea pigs falling out of it!
Steve: Itchy Beard!!!
Beard, Itchy Beard!
Adjective :\
The ancient art of growing ones facial hair beyond pre-pubescent stubble.
This practice requires dedication, and automagically increases manlyness by 200%
Total disregard of Shaving implements & Beardists is required.
Total respect for Manself, is required for successful growth.
"Did you see that Magnificent looking dude? , He's obviously Bearding " #nohomo
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Relaxing, Chilling, Unwinding.
When a man does nothing, his beard grows.
"Dude, whatcha doin'?"
"Just bearding at home. You?"
"Same. Shall we beard together?"
"Nah"
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