Bed

To have sex with someone. See also beddable

"There's no doubt he'll bed her tonight."

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in bed

1) To be in a bed.
2) Words added to the end of a sentence (or even better, a fortune cookie!) to make it more... interesting.

Since all his friends were busy, Shawn had to have fun alone. IN BED! See?

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Bed

This is a place where everyone is happy and it is the best place to be. People wait all day to go here,and some don't want to leave.
Life without a bed is like life without Internet. But worse.
This place is amazing and everyone loves it. Nobody can live without a bed.

'I can't wait to go! It's so bed!'
'Her hair is so bed'
'I CAN'T WAIT TO GO TO BED'

To Bed

To fuck.

To bed, Mark must bed Jenny.

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In bed

Two words that can be put at the end of a sentence to turn it into sexual humor. Much like thats what she said.

Bob: Damn, I always get way too excited and ruin everything
Rob: In bed

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In bed

A funny add-on to any fortune cookie reading. When a friend or family member reads their fortune, add on the words "in bed" to that fortune. It makes any fortune a funny fortune!!

1: You shall find great success in the coming months...
2: In bed!!!
Everyone: Hahahahahaha....

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BED

Binge Eating Disorder (see COE)

BED is an eating disorder.

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