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A scale by which a female is sized up. They are not judged on looks but rather they are assigned a 0 or a 1 depending on the judges willingness to have sexual relations with the female. 1 for go 0 for no
Greg: Eh... I'd Say shes a four maybe
Jeff: She's a one on my binary scale!
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The Binary scale is the theoretical decision making process which ultimately comes into play when judging whether it is more preferable than not, to have sexual intercourse with a given member of the opposite sex at a given time. Just like the real life "sex or no sex" decision, there are only 2 possibilities: 1 representing "yes", and 0 representing "no".
It is a great way to break down the completely arbitrary 10 point rating scale to a level that can be analyzed and compared by all, with relative ease.
John: "Hey Paul, did you see that girl over there with the tight jeans?"
Paul: "Ya man, she was definitely a 1!"
John: "Haha, good use of the binary scale!"
George: "Hey man, guess who I nailed last night?"
Ringo: "Who?"
George: "The groupie with the curly hair"
Ringo: "Awwww man, she is a zero in my books!"
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When someone jerks off onto the keyboard of a laptop and then closes it.
Mortimer was mad at Dimitreo for bending his sister over a dumpster and banging her out raw dog style, so he slipped into Dimitreo's room and gave his computer a binary load. This started a war that left two computers ruined and Dimitreo's little sister in therapy.
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Lyric from the Flight of the Conchord's song 'The Humans are Dead' about robots from the distant future, the year 2000 who destroyed all humans.
BINARY SOLO! 0000001
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when browsing a site/search engine, each page presents 2 or more interesting links which are then clicked by the unwitting web surfer.
eventually you end up with about 17385329374834578245 tabs.
urbandictionary, what's that?
oh wow, an entry for 'binary tabbage', hmm...
oh look, whats this at the bottom 'i'd hit it'? looks cool.
hmm, what's that, 'rainbow'? i dunno what that means.
oh and look at that...
(repeat)
a sick ass underground group that unfortunatley broke up in 2000. they are actually a real hip hop group. not like these wack emcees now - a -days. you crazy kids should check out these songs by them:
Reality Check
Honest Expression
Reality Check is a sick ass song by Binary Star.
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in a gears of war game, limit the opposing team to 1 in the categories of kills deaths and downs
dude, were going to go binary on their asses, because they suck
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