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v. A tactic where one person flips another person over, pulls their pants down, spanks their bare ass with a bundle of celery until the cheeks turn a bright red and finish by shoving a single stick of celery in the pooper. Typically used in self-defense or as a practical joke.
Refer to alcoholic beverage "Bloody Mary".
Erik: "Holy shit! did you see Andy fight that guy yesterday? He Bloody Mary'd the hell out of him!"
Bobby: "Yeah! It was the greatest thing ever!"
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While a girl is receiving oral sex in the dark, she doesn't tell her partner that she's on her period. When the deed is done, she turns on the light and shows him a mirror revealing his bloody mouth.
He screamed in horror when he saw that I gave him a bloody mary.
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when a man's monstrous bulging member is covered in chunky pieces of blood and discharge from a woman's period, which then hardens and gives flavor to the felatio that the woman then gives as a thank you for having had sex on her period.
ryan: yo.. woman. lets make bloody mary's tonight.
emily: do we have celery salt left in the cupboard?
ryan: no bitch ass. not that kind. ur an idiot.i want to fuck your bloody pussy and then have you lick it off.
emily: YEA! i love doing that.
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When a man and a woman have sex during the woman's period.
I feel very loved when my husband and I have a bloody mary. It's like he's not afraid to make love to me no matter what.
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When man is doing a girl from behind and pulls a gun out, shoots her in the back of the head, and sticks his penis into the hole he just shot to finish the job.
Who wants to hear an example of Bloody Mary... nobody-
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When your fuckin a girl in her ass while she's on her period and some blood gets on your balls. Then after anal she sucks you off and the blood from your balls gets on her chin and she looks like a bloody mary!
Hey since your on your period how about a bloody mary tonight?
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When your girlfriend gets teeth pulled mainly or is bleeding from the mouth in general and she gives u head
I got the bloody mary last night after the opperation.. the gauze didnt stop much of the bleeding
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