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The Bogas Maximus is a fascinating creature located in Sydney, Australia. Previously bred and civilised in the outer west, most have now migrated to the Shire. The Bogas Maximus can be lured out of their natural habitat fairly easily. All it takes is cheap beer, Lebanese lifesavers and a national pride day. Bogans can be observed participating in activities such as watching the footy, going to pubs and/or starting riots most often rooted from racism and a general dislike for anything unaustralian. The Bogus Maximus prides itself in being Australian, and can be found wearing items of clothing such as overalls, wife beater t-shirts and thongs. Male and female bogans rarely interface with each other, and only gather together to breed and repopulate.
Haha, look at all those bogans starting riots in Cronulla.
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A kind of yobbo guy. Flanelette shirts, beer belly, mullet haircut, cruising the streets with their windows down. Very Australian.
A guy about 30 is a construction worker and he has his mates over to watch the footy (lots of mullet haircuts.)
Here's your chance to say, "Urgh, ya bogans!"
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People commonly found in outer city limits in Australia or small country towns. Attire is usually black in colour, jeans being tight and torn across the knees and on the lower bum cheek. The foot wear is usually one of the following 4; DB's Desert Boots or "Rollers", Ugg Boots, Rossie Shearers boots or no shoes at all. Shirts are usually flannel in nature or promoting bands such as MetallicA, PanterA, AC/DC, Sepultura, Iron Maiden or Megadeth. Hair is usually grown long, cut into a mullet or worn in dreadlocks, sometimes shaved but this results in them being mistaken for skin heads. Language is none other than loud and foul; ie "TRAVIS GET THE FUCK OUT OF THAT FUCKIN' TREE YOU LITTLE SHIT!". The common bogan is usually found to be drinking VB or Bundy. Without these valuable liquids, a bogan would surely perish. As far as diet is concerned the bogan preferrs meat, potatos and cheese because it is in their belief that any other vegetables/foods are for pussies. Transport is usually either by Holden or Ford. There is a long running feud within the bogan community as to which is better. The Tasmanian bogan is far different to the mainland bogan, as they listen to rap music and wear fubu, dada etc. This just goes to show how foolish the common Tasmanian is, mistaking "wiggers" for bogans. This brings much unwanted shame to the bogan community as a whole, being misrepresented by wiggers with poor taste in music and shiny clothing.
"Hey cop a load of that fella in the Iron Maiden shirt, WHAT A BOGAN!"
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Someone who wears tight torn jeans, flanalette, smokes winfield blue, drinks VB and is a couch potato alco.
Me and proud of it!
Craig
Craigs Dad
DJ
Nobody likes, nobody likes, nobody likes a bogan!
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A Collingwood Supporter. Usually found with no more than 4 teeth, and has just been released on probation to go to the footy match...
A Tasmanian bloke, or Collingwood footy supporter; the usual bogans...
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A bogan is someone commonly found in Australia, or to be more precise, in the island state below Australia- Tasmania.
Bogans can be found usually residing in housing commision areas, outskirts of towns, generally highly suburban areas. They usually live in large groups of grey or red brick or besablock homes but only reside in thier own houses when they become too old or too fat or when they need to steal some of thier parents cigarettes/ money.
There are several bogan variations,but I have decided to cover one main group; young female bogans.
Young female bogan teens like to spend most of thier time running away from thier homes to go and 'hang out' with thier boyfriends, this is usually done when they are supposed to be at school. They usually wear tight jeans, a miniskirt over the top, a large 80's style belt, pink uggh boots, a tight shirt, a whole tube of mascara, an entire pallete of black eye-shadow, a few tubs of foundation and they usually like to have thier badly bleached hair tied up into a pony tail, although several of them have discovered that stealing thier boyfriends ford cap covers thier black roots. They are those girls that everyone in school thinks is classy, but really they end up with dead end jobs, 4 children by the age of 18, an abusive husband/s, lung cancer and several other problems.
Person one: I saw that girl cheryl from last year yesterday in a shop, she was pregnant
Person two: yeah, I heard she dropped out of school
Person three: lol what a bogan
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Bogan - A term used to describe lower-class Australians.
Female Bogans- Usually wear either really skinny tight jeans or really flared ones with thongs, an oversized hooded jumper and lots of eyeliner. Hair is usually slicked back with flicks of oily hair that dangle over the forehead like a dead mouse.
They also usually have bad skin, LOTS of orange foundation and some have ratty hair extensions.
Male Bogans- Usually wear Bali Bintang singlets, tatty denim shorts and thongs. Their hair is usally cut into a "fob cut" and sometimes even has a rat's tail. They are often seen with a VB (cheap Australian beer) in hand. They also use swear words out loud and in public a lot of the time.
Bogan names- Krystal, Chez, Darryn, Jorja, Taylah, Tiarny-Rae, Nikita, Shakeelah, Tysen, etc.
It's more often the spelling that's bogan than the actual name. But any name's that end in 'Leigh' or 'Rae' are sure to be very bogan.
Sarah: Check those two bogans over there! Ew.
Jane: Ew that's Krystal-Leigh and her boyfriend Darryn. Ew, he's holding a VB and she's got her ratty hair extentions in. So ew!
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