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bologna skins

cheapest tires you can get, thinnest walls and tread

just throw some bologna skins on that old womans car she never drives

by Joey56 May 11, 2008

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phoney-bologna

Pronounced "fō'nē-bu-lō'nē".
How some people spell the phrase, "phony-baloney" -- which means nonsensical and/or foolish

{From a website featuring staged "battles" between TV commercial mascots}:

That goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake CGI "General" gets out of the gates first because that goddamn sodding phoney-bologna fake Honey Nut Cheerios® Bee is trapped in the cereal cabinet by the family cat which has decided that now would be a good time to spray the cabinet doors.

by Telephony March 4, 2015

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Bologna Sauce

(slang) An alternate term used by grandmothers (especially mine) to curse in front of little children instead of saying 'Bull Shit'

Child: Grandma! I jumped over the roof!
Grandma: That's bologna sauce!

by 2JSC July 9, 2011


Bologna Whaffs

A Whaff that is overly dominated with the smell of fresh and/or fried bologna. The primary oddity of Bologna Whaffs is that the purveyors of the putrid gas, did not consume any bologna products to account for the rancid stench.

Stan: Yo WTF is that smell? Are they cooking up fried bologna again in the cafeteria?

Joe: No Braahhhhh! That's me. I am ripping the Bologna Whaffs today. What do you think?

Stan: I think I fixing to hurl broohhhhh! That stank is rank nasty ass yo. It's clinging to my nostrils. I need air.

by Eaton Holgoode April 6, 2015

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beef bologna

Popularized by the 80's west coast punk band Fear, the phrase refers to any penis that is of exceptional size and girth.

"She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami, she don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast; she just wants a double dose of my beef, beef, beef, beef bologna!"

by JMDs August 4, 2006

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Bologna cone

Bologna Cones: Abnormally large nipples on enormous tits.

"She's got some big bologna cones" "Did you see those bologna cones?" "Her nipples are so big they look like bologna cones" "I'd lick her bologna cones!" "I could make a sandwich out of those bologna cones!"

by Bologna Cones July 2, 2017


Bologna Fart

When a girl farts and the ‘fart air’ rides up forward into their pussy hole, and is then queefed out. The queef of the fart out of your pussy hole causes the labia to slap, flap and flop about resembling two pieces of bologna flapping together simultaneously. The combination of shit smell and pussy smell creates a dirty wet bologna smell.

/ bəˈlōnē / färt / Noun _ Verb

-“Wtf, Why does it smell like freakin bologna in my car?”
-“Sorry, I just bologna farted..smells like my ass and vag.”

-“Christie, What the hell! Did you just queef?”
-“Close, it was actually a bologna fart. My labia be flappin in da wind yo! Smells so bad too. Just embrace it, dude! It’s natural.”

by Lick It Like A Lizard May 14, 2020