minsoo borrow

the act of 'borrowing' something and not being able to give it back. Usually performed by people named Minsoo.

1. Minsoo: Can i borrow a piece of gum?

2. Minsoo: Hey can i borrow that last slice of pizza?

3. Minsoo: Hi can i borrow that pencil?

Friend: You're not gonna "minsoo borrow" it are you?

Minsoo: (passive aggressively) No you.

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borrowing a pencil

Borrowing a pencil is when you covertly ask someone if you can I have a condom, especially when asking a classmate.

BORROWING A PENCIL:

"Hey man can I borrow a pencil for tonight?"

"Yeah bro I got some in my locker."

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creative borrowing

A unique derivation of borrowing that usually involves the person who takes the object not telling the person that they take it from. In other words stealing.

Edwin: Yo were'd you get that sweet bling?

Mike: I, um, creatively borrowed it from my neighbor!

Edwin: Creative borrowing? What is that?

Mike: I just stole it from rich guy next door.

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borrowed pair

Someone exhibiting an unprecedented (perhaps irrational) level of ballsy often seeming is if the exhibitor borrowed someone else's testicular pair to summon the ability to exert said level of ballsy.

Borrowed Pair-I can't imagine Mike tried to have the boss get fired. I wonder who's pair he borrowed to try doing that? Borrowed Pair

Surprise Borrow

To borrow an object without the owner's permision. Usually without any intention of giving it back.
Basically, a more friendly form of stealing.

when somebody is looking for their missing dvd, you can say you surprise borrowed it without getting into trouble!

borrow trouble

to worry needlessly; to make trouble for oneself.

Worrying too much about death is just borrowing trouble. Do not get involved with politics - don't borrow trouble.

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borrow to own

Similar to what happens when you make payments on a house or furniture until you own it (rent to own), it's when people borrow your sh*t, and intentionally never give it back. It usually happens when you loan stuff you don't use anymore, so you forget you loaned it out.

No need to cop a 5-year-old cd. Just get it from your best friend and borrow to own it.

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