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The only place you can drink ANYWHERE / ANYTIME, buy a prestigious piece of art, get ran over by 100 cycling nudists, consume food that's literally unrivaled, buy a 8 oz drink for $11 bucks, then go upstairs to their balcony bar & get the same shit 3 for 1, observe a homeless man pull out "trashed drinks" with any leftovers to combine them into a 64oz germifobe's worst nightmare 'medley' so he can get trashed too, get hustled by 800 shooter girls at 8 bars, party with cops who have only horses and vespas to chase you with, get a lap dance from a 10 at Larry Flynn's, get a lapdance from a 2 everywhere else, AND then passout in a Historic Hotel ---- all in the same block!
The homeless guy got drunk on Bourbon Street by removing 18 drinks from a garbage can and combining them into a 64 oz Bum Runner cocktail.
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A user-written compendium of cocktail recipes.
Bert: "I can't find 'Flaming Nazi Buster' in bourbon dictionary."
Jan: "Look under 'Nazi Buster, Flaming.'"
Bert: "Oh."
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The behavior where a person becomes an expert on everything after after a few drinks often coupled with a common side effect of making stuff up and indignantly insisting on its validity.
Also: The act of getting drunk and coming up with new crap for the urban dictionary.
Get a couple of drinks in the guy and he becomes a regular bourbon fictionary.
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A low dollar alcohol purchase when you are desperate to get drunk but you don't have any money, generally tastes so bad you would think you were drinking it directly from someone's butthole.
I reached a new low today - Had to use the change in the sofa cushions and buy a pint of Butthole Bourbon just to get a buzz. I really need a job.
When you've "gotten there" off drinking bourbon whiskey
- Bourbon Borderline - Gary Allen
"I say that I won't call you, and I mean it everytime. Until I cross that Bourbon Borderline."
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Bourbon Chicken: Most mouthwatering food to ever exist after u have been smoking marijuana.
Ryan: I got some weed in the car guys
Dustin: Bro we should smoke and go get some Bourb after school
Mike: pop
Ryan: hell yea im down
Mike: pop
Dustin: aight meet me in the parking lot at 1:50
Mike: pop
(Ryan and Dustin at same time) MIKE STFU
Mike: eh EH eh
Bourbon Chicken=pot heads dream
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Chugging bourbon (Preferably Kentucky Gentlemen) straight from the handle.
Phrase stems from the South (Kentucky) and is a great tool for hazing pledges.
Chaser not included.
"Pledge! Bourbon Slugger now!"
"But I don't wanna, I'm so dru-"
"Do it!"
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