Bumper Sticker Buddhism

Succinct spiritual phrase supposedly attributed to a wide range of so-called spiritual leaders or guru such as, e.g., Eckhart Tolle, Deepak Chopra, Ghandi, Dalai Lama or Jesus that offer a shortcut to enlightened consciousness. They are often posted as a status on Facebook or in public toilets. Examples of Bumper Stickers Buddhism
- “The secret of life is to use our energy to welcome the new and to put to rest the old – Abraham Lincoln”

- “Try not to expect anything so that everything will come to you – Elvis”

- “You are where you need to be and to be in the be, is being a free bee – Plato”

I’m tired of your bumper sticker Buddhism

I’ve been to see my massage therapist and had to hear her bumper sticker Buddhism for an hour.

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Get away from my buddhism

1. to have a lot of sketchy sex.

2. To cheat on your wife with many women.

(Made popular by Tiger Woods' interview with Tom Rinaldi explaining why he cheated on his wife)

"Jesse James really got away from his Buddhism these last few years. What a player!"

"Ty's bachelor party is gonna have so many skanks floating around. I'm definitely gonna get away from my Buddhism for a weekend."

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Buddhism

A philosophy, originally coming from India and common in East and South-East Asia.

A buddhist can sometimes be a white dude who watched too many kung-fu movies and/or tries to find something to replace his identity,
which is despised by the owned media and education system.

- "Christian" : Guys, I converted to buddhism yesterday, it's so cool !

- Bob :*facepalm* Buddhism is not a religion... you cannot convert to buddhism.

- Asian dude with an one-syllable name : I don't care, you're still white, ha ha ha.