Burner

A term popular in the Midwest used to describe cigarette smoking teens with long ratty hair and who listen to heavy metal music from the 80s & 90s. Burners typically skip class, assemble in large groups across the street from the school building, and smoke cigarettes. On average, burners are skinny, malnourished, and smell stale. Burner attire includes tight jeans, improperly tied high top shoes, heavy metal tee shirts in the winter, and a plastic comb carried in the back pants pocket. Both burner boys and girls have poor vision due to heavy drug usage and long bangs.

"Dude, Jamie's Flotsam & Jetsam tee smells like stale cigarettes, he's a total burner."

Example:
Layne (played by Crispin Glover) from "The River's Edge"

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burner

One who attends the yearly festival called 'Burning Man'. Usually friendly in nature.

Welcome home burners to ever forgiving and changing playa.

Man, did you see all the burners at Albertsons? They bought all the water in Reno!

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burner

An old computer or labtop you keep strictly for porn

Man check this vid out.. No wait, use my burner for porn. (Porn, jerk off, computer, labtop, burner)

Man, she is the hottest porn star ever, pass me my burner and you'll see

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burner

a person who lives in Black Rock City for at least one week per year and keeps a playa state of mind every day. Also a person who loves fires and destruction of art by fire.

I melted my hair at the last burner party I attended.

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Burner

Handgun

Damian carries the burner on him at all times

Burner

London slang for a gun commonly a pistol

“Come with the burner”

Burner

A hot, smelly fart. When it comes out hot and smells like something died inside.

That was a burner, ya smell that?!