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An unusual move that two people can use as a prelude to sex, or you can do it just for fun. The woman (the burnee) lays flat on her back looking at the ceiling, while the male (the burner) sits on her face, placing the womans nose firmly in his ass, while facing the womans feet. The burner then begins to make an "ErrrRRRRRR!" sound as if he is burning rubber on asphault. He then releases the brakes (metaphorical brakes), and proceeds to slide his ass down the girls face towards her abdomen, while still making the "ErrrrrRRRRR!!!" sound. If done correctly, this will leave a brown streak from the womans nose down to her chin, similar to hot rubber left on the asphault from a car doing a burnout. If you burnout to fast though, you can lose control and swerve off the face, and bed (or other location) possibly causing injury, and leaving crooked shit streaks instead of straight ones.
Jeff: "Hey man, I finally talked my girlfriend into letting me burnout on her face last night!"
Brett: "Hell yes, that's awesome! What a slut!"
Jeff: "I know I realized afterwards that I didnt want to be in a relationship with a whore who would let me defile and demoralize her like that, so I gave her 20 bucks for cabfare and told her skank ass to get the fuck out."
Brett: "Dude, I just burned out on your sister after lunch today."
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The skidmark left in the dunny after taking a dump
Oh man go check out the burnout i left in the toilet
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A game played by two or more people. All you need is a candle, a lighter, lubricant, and consenting men or women. Here are the steps to play:
1. Lubricate the man's/woman's rectum.
2. Light the candle.
3. Before the candle goes out (or starts to melt, which would cause a lot of pain), insert in to the rectum flame-first as deep as necessary to put the candle out. Remember to insert the candle as soon as it's lit, otherwise complications may arise.
4. Check for burns around the area. If burns can be seen (or felt), contact a medical professional.
5. If no injury is found, repeat. Using a larger candle or one with more wicks can increase difficulty. Just remember to lube up before each turn.
The goal of the game is to put out the candle using the rectum, with as little injury as possible. The game is repeated on and on, each player taking turns to be both the insert-er and the insert-ee, until burns are sustained or players back out until only one is left standing.
Man: Remember that one time at your place when we all got drunk out of our minds and thought it would be a good idea to play burnout?
Woman: I still have the scars!
Men: Mental and physical!
*both laugh*
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When your shit leaves skid marks on the inside of the toilet bowl.
Dude, why did you do a turd burnout in my bathroom! You nasty mofo!
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When you get done taking a shit, dont wipe and right after titty fuck a girl
Bro i gave sam a bellie burnout last night and my shit streaked her chest
1. An individual, typically a female, that has subjected their anus to too many anal bleaching sessions rendering their little bunghole skin acid burnt, scarred and tender. A Bleach Burnout renders them unable to continue to lighten up their oring to a wonderful pinkish hue.
2. To coat a vehicle's drive wheel tires with liquid chlorine bleach to create massive clouds of white smoke when performing a vehicle burnout which is otherwise known as a Bleach Burnout.
Example 1. Rhonda had made one to many trips to the Day Spa for anal waxing and anal bleaching. The last time left her with a permanent acid burn rendering her a Bleach Burnout.
Example 2. Carl's little Prius was unable to perform a real burnout so he bleached up his front wheel drive tires and attempted to perform a Bleach Burnout.
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Job related. An irrational impulse action that results in immediate dismissal from employment.
John S.,a 35 year old high school teacher and girls track coach decided he would motivate the girls by mooningthem, slapping his butt and saying "You want a piece of this?" John S. left the school that day never to return. He suffered spectacular burnout