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a small joint made by using half of a rolling paper. It's main use is to be able to get high quickly and leave no evidence.
bring a torpedo to school today so we can smoke it while we walk through the courtyard betweend 3rd and 4th period.
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a penis in the shape of a torpedo
deliquent has a torpedo cock
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A. Another name for a small dick piece of shit
B. A fast rocket shot from a boat
Ya CK is such a torpedo, lets kill him!
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"My baby fits me like a flesh tuxedo, I'd like to sink her with my pink torpedo!"
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A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
The act of two people simultaneously dropping loads into a toilet. The initiator, or the first mate as they are known, sits at the rear of the toilet seat spreading their legs as wide apart as possible. The second participant, or deck hand as they are known, squats over the top allowing both members of the Double Torpedo to “dump” at the same time. Extreme care must be taken when performing this bathroom stunt, accidents are common.
First mate: "Dude I really need to shit"
Deck Hand: "Me too man"
First mate: "Hows this going to work with only one toilet?"
Deck Hand: "Double Torpedo"
First Mate: "Best idea you've ever had"
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