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A derogitory term used towards those who live in Edina, Minnesota, due to the stereotype that all of the people are white, rich, stuck up school, who shows off their wealth by bragging about their new iPhone and their daily cup of Starbucks. Now not all students are rich spoiled brats, some of which are some of the nicest people whom you could ever meet.
Being from Edina, I laughed at all the other definitons, because they were pretty true. I probably laughed a little too much, but that's Edina for you. I am apart of the group that think. It's more like one half stuck up brats, the other half, insane people who pretty much are the living definition of Tumblr... (i.e. me, and my friends)
Generic Edina Kid: "Who is getting the brand new iPhone Six when it comes out?"
*five other kids raise their hands*
(a real quote from an Edina Student)
Other Edina Kid 1: *Screams in demon voice* I AM TRAIN FEAR ME, CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHUGGA CHOO CHOO
Other Edina Kid 2: YASSSSSSSSS.
Generic Edina Kid: *gives a wtf look*
Other Edina Kids: HAHAHA BE AFRAID!
Anywhere but Edina: Ugh, they are such cake eaters...
Me: OMG YOU UNDERSTAAAAAND.
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White kids, usually from the suburbs who wear von dutch trucker hats cocked to the side, tight baseball shirts, and college hoodies, and listen to shitty pop-punk such as good charlotte and blink 182, and they usually skateboard and have that shaggy ashton kutcher hair, and watch the o.c.
Look at that cake eater over there in his cocked von dutch hat, douche bag!
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A homosexual male. A double entendre because cake is not a particularly masculine food and cake eater kind of sounds like cock eater.
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A person (usually of UK origin) who doen't have a clue about the Italian culture.
Cake eaters believe Bruschetta is pronounced Brew-shet-a. It's Bru-sket-a or simply Sket-a.
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50's slang for a ladies man or these days a guy you'd call a "player"
Yo that guy fucks every girl he sees and doesn't care. He's such a cake-eater.
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A high-paid athlete, that is married to a larger trophy wife.
Lamar Odom is a cake eater, cause that foo is married to Khloe Kardashian.
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one who never has to go without
has his cake and eats it too
that motherfucking johnson county cake eater
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