canoeing

like titty fuck but you put the penis in between the woman's breast, or on a guy's chest, and play with the breast against the penis like the penis is a canoe going white water rafting

steve: what did you and mary do last night?

robert: she wanted to titty fuck but I went canoeing on her instead

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Canoe

Any person of the female distinction that is rated by her male (or lesbian) conterparts as a 7 or over on her visual apperence. This term is usually issued by a man before a 'canoe' passes to inform his male comrades of the upcoming presence of a sexually appealing woman.

...Hot girl approaches...
Man: "Canoe"
...Other men scramble to locate the canoe...

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Canoed

To fake ones death with a canoe to gain life insurance money for money hungry wife.

I was so broke that I canoed myself, but got caught by the filth. Now I am doing 10 for fraud

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Canoe

The big reward or ultimate goal you are trying to achieve.

I don’t care about the clout. I’m just after the canoe.

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Canoeing

The act of inserting two fingers into the virgina and wiggling the fingers up and down whilst the woman urinates.

I was canoeing my bird last night and she was wetter than an otter's pocket. Man my fingers hurt.

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Canoeing

1. When a joint burns faster on one side. Can be quickly remedied by saliva on the finger and well placed tapping.

Person:Dude, this shit is totally canoeing!

Person 2:It's cool, I got it (Spits on finger and taps out fast burn).

by Scott Garrett July 20, 2006

2. The act of being a douche canoe.

P1: You haven't hung out with me in weeks!
P2: That's because I don't like you anymore...
P3: Wow, now your canoeing.

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Canoe

Another word for a black person.
It has been kept secret from the "negro community" since the meaning was established in 1984.

Yo man those canoes are bringing down this community.

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