Cargo pants

Pants designed for blue collar people who work in construction or carpentry industry.

Alli Hilfiger's stupid ass thinks her dad, who formerly designed clothes for upper class caucasians, invented cargo pants.

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Cargo griefing

The act of destroying someone else’s cargo in gta online

Although told by the game itself cargo griefing is wrong and should not be done!

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Cargo Burgers

cargo burger, noun. Food hidden on a person for eating at random times when the mood strikes you. Works best with cargo pants, as they have many places for storage.

Kenny used the leftover fast food as cargo burgers.

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cargo shorts

a clothing item worn by douchebags that are stuck in the late 1990's. They are also probably wearing a faded, skin tight A&F shirt, a frayed cap, and a puka shell/hemp neckalce.

nobody has gotten a hand job in cargo shorts since 'nam

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Creamy Cargo

Alternative phrase for semen.

Ollie could take no more, he unleashed his creamy cargo over her welcoming yet acne ridden face.

cargo doors

A woman whose rear end is so large it looks like the cargo doors on the back end of a lorry.

Hey, look at the size of that woman's booty.

Yeah, it looks like the cargo doors on my lorry.

Cargo Fucker

A Cargo Fucker is a shipping company or freight forwarder that does not understand that their business purpose is to serve customers in getting their cargo from A to B in an efficient and effective manner. Typical symptoms you might observe when getting in touch with Cargo Fuckers are:
- Cargo Fucker refuses to pick up the goods from your storage provider
- Cargo Fucker does not understand INCO terms
- Cargo Fucker has no clue what import regulations and customs forms are
- Cargo Fucker is unavailable or unable to answer questions such as estimated time of arrival
- Cargo Fucker promises a delivery date, but will realize he made a mistake and tell the warehouse to inform you about a different delivery date which coincidently overlaps with your 4-week business trip
- Cargo Fucker delivers to a location that is different to the location that had been agreed in the contract
- Cargo Fucker causes additional costs but does not feel responsible to cover them
- Cargo Fucker damages your cargo so that it literally looks "fucked" (similar to the "American Pie" in the movie)

The best remedy against a Cargo Fucker is to document all symptoms you experience, post it on social media to prevent others from getting infected with Cargo Fuckery, and notify the local regulatory body

Me Client: Emma, what is the estimated arrival time of my shipment in San Francisco?
Emma Cargo Fucker: The goods will arrive in San Francisco on March 31st
Susie Warehouse: Your goods arrived at our warehouse in San Leandro on April 12th. The free storage period is over. You owe us $400 or we will discard your 13 boxes
Me Client: What the fuck? Damn it, Emma was a Cargo Fucker!
Emma Cargo Fucker: *moan* Your boxes really turned me on. I was soooooo horny. I had to fuck them *moan*

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