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(noun) the resulting effect of derp spreading rapidly between individuals in a group, as a result of hyperstimulation of the derp gland. a single stupid person will be stimulated by something derp-worthy, which will cause them to emanate derp out to their surroundings. other stupid individuals will receive the stimulus and produce the same effect. this continues until an entire population of similarly-minded individuals have become stimulated, which can lead to widespread epic failure. it becomes increasingly more common in societies where intelligence is not respected (e.g. America)
Twilight. I don't need to say anything else. Fucking Twilight. Stephenie Meyer originated the derp signal, which spread like wildfire to its readers, resulting in a derp cascade. There are plenty more examples, but for now, this epitomizes it.
To aim one's penis just right so at the point of ejaculation the stream of sperm flies overhead, narrowly missing the face in a matrix like fashion. Resembling a waterfall.
"Last night I was masterbating and totally shot a cascading waterfall"
To perform a Canadian Cascade, you will need a bunk bed, two females, and four males. One of the nice ladies lies naked on the bottom bunk while all the males are on the top one. The males cut a hole in the upper mattress and simultaneously deficate, urinate, ejaculate , and vomit through it onto the waiting woman. They then proceed to gangbang the shit out of her while the other girl licks up the mess from the other's body.
Let's invite Tammy-Lynn and Shaniqua over tonight and see if they'll let us give them a good ole Canadian Cascade
Cascade Cumming is when a women feels like she is continually having orgasms, 1 right after the other.
The beautiful blonde woman I was with last night completely blew my mind. I had no idea cascade cumming was even a thing until she showed me the light. I will never forget her
An act where two (or more) arguing individuals, whilst in the presence and hearing of their partners, disclose a significant number of previously unknown truths about the opposing arguer in an attempt to ‘get them in the shit’ and end the argument.
Chris ‘You are being an arse - it is your turn to get the drinks’
Paul ‘No it isn’t you cheapscate’
Chris ‘You just don’t want to go to the bar ‘cos you shagged that barmaid last night and you are with your girlfriend now’
Paul ‘Can’t believe you said that - Vicky can hear. Anyway you shagged Amanda last week behind your girlfriends back’
Chris ‘You wanker - At least I didn’t get that girl from work pregnant’
Paul ‘You bastard, but you did have an affair with your girlfriends sister’
Chris ‘You gobshite, Yeah well at-least it wasn’t my girlfriends Mother’
The disclosure-cascade continued until Pauls girlfriend punched him in the face
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Similar to a Tide Pod, but is better for washing dishes than as a snack
I don't like eating Cascade Pods, but they are great for washing dishes.
Tide Pods taste better than Cascade Pods.
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A unbroken chain of bad decisions, usually resulting in the creation of something that is bad in theory and even worse in practice. First used by video game reviewer Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw.
Yahtzee: "Homefront: The Revolution is a perfect example of a cock-up cascade."
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