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Whatever Caulks Your Wagon

"whatever floats your boat" - whatever makes you happy. Caulk wagon is taken from the classic Apple II game Oregon Trail. A phrase meant to sound dirty when its really not.

ME: I'm gonna fuck MAD BITCHES

Hunter: Hey man, whatever caulks your wagon.

by RCampz November 9, 2009


Caulk the wagon and float it

to stick your dick in a girl doggy and then pick her ass up and bounce it on you

dont bend your hips, dont ask her to do it; just caulk the wagon and float it.

by Blake the amazin September 21, 2007

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pussy juice caulking

When a females vaginal area starts to leave a stench

I can smell your pussy juice caulking from over here

by David Shcwimmer May 26, 2018

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Hires-Caulk

An individual who is long dicked but is usually lacking in girth. One who cannot stand for a girthy bastard.

Ole boy Hires-caulk was hitting it dirty on that hooker last night.

by Donkeykongbong May 14, 2022


buff caulk

A macho asshole who thinks his shit don't stink

Check out this buff caulk, stealing candy from children and blankets from homeless men

by mikchikken February 1, 2018


Caulk

Caulk. It’s a universal term.

can be used anywhere, anytime.

“wow he’s so Caulk
It’s caulk I guess
“Damn I’m gonna caulk”

by Caulk Life April 7, 2023


caulk fight

caulk fight (n) the final stage of minor fixes, "touch-ups" and punch list items in a home remodeling project;

the contractor and homeowner endlessly skirmish over money and scope of work disputes

We've been polishing the granite and doing paint touch-ups for the Franklin job for 9 days. Tell the foreman to end this damn caulk fight!

by Content-ment411 October 21, 2019