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butters my cheems

Widely considered to be the antithesis of "grinding one's gears", this describes the feelings of elation one might experience if a light layer of butter was to be deposited upon one's cheems. Alternatively, one could describe a lack of butter on one's cheems as a good thing.

Person 1: I just graduated, my cheems could not be more buttered right now.
Person 2: What??
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Person 1: Man, when will this guy get out of the passing lane?!
Person 2: Yeah I hate that, seeing this happen really butters my cheems.

by the real Clayton E. March 9, 2023


Singapore Math, So Cheem

When someone describes the math taught in Singapore schools as being too difficult to understand, or complains that young students are unhealthily exposed to an obscene number of brain-unfriendly math questions—“cheem” means “deep” in the Chinese dialect Hokkien.

Ahmad who could hardly understand Mr. Goon’s lessons told his parents: “Singapore math, so cheem. I gave up!”

by MathPlus May 15, 2021

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Army cheems

Napoleon cheems ex boyfriend

Army cheems sus

by Oversimplified October 19, 2020


Army cheems

He secretly wants to have sex with Napoleon cheems

Army cheems

by Oversimplified October 19, 2020


Spet cheem chesse

sperm, semen, jizz, cum

I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed

by Paul Binder June 17, 2008


Cheems Disorder

Cheems Disorder is when the person can't type correctly and replaces the letter with the one next to it.

Texter 1: So how are you?
Texter 2 : idk I'm doing good yoi?
Texter 1 : Do you have Cheems Disorder?
Texter 2 : Yesh I do

by Incooknito April 18, 2021


Cheezy cheems

The dumb dog from that one meme that is made by a boomer

Bruh, my grandpa made a cheezy cheems joke. It was cheems making a father poopy shit joke

by Meme broski April 17, 2022