chicks before dicks

Opposite of "bros before hoes"

I believe I came up with "chicks before dicks" as I have never heard it anywhere else.

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Chick with a dick

some one with a mental illness

P1; he are a chick with a dick or is it a she?
P2; I can fit my dick in my butt
P1; wat?

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chick flick dick trick

when youre at a movie with ur girl and you cut out the bottom of the popcorn bucket,and sneak your snake in there. She reaches to get popcorn, likes what she finds and you get a handjob without havin to kick any game what so ever

dude 1:"you get any over the weekend?"
dude 2" kinda"
dude 1"wtf does that mean?"
dude 2"i pulled a chick flick dick trick"
dude 1"sneaky ass motherfucker; YEAH BOYYY"

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Stick a dick chick

Some random chick that you just want to stick your dick in. You know you ain't gonna bring her home to momma.

I need to bust a nut, Where is a stick a dick chick

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cotton swab dick chick

A girl who uses a cotton swab to gather seminal fluid from dicks.

Hey, stop that girl! She's a cotton swab dick chick and she's stole me cum. (say it in an Irish accent)

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Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

In correlation with "ur mom gay" targets weebs. Makes then regret being born

Weeb: *insert anime girls name* is my waifu

Me: Ur profile pic, anime chick with dick

Weeb: *goes back in time to when his parents did it. Weebs mom gets mindcontroled to take a birth pill and prevents weebs birth*

Weeb then does not exist and disappears in a poof of smoke

banging chicks and slanging dicks

The act of having sex with a fine ass female and shortly after slapping her with you penis.

Hey Ryan I just got done banging chicks and slanging dicks to Helen.

Damn Tyler you're cool.

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