chime

when you make a very high pitched fart come out and 15-20 seconds later it smells like a rotten cheese poop soaked oven baked smoked and then soaked for some time longer then heated in the crock pot for a few hours then served to any in the visinty of 30-40 feet. (you may wanna make the funeral arrangements)

Me and my friends are watchin the football game and bill over chimes and we all go "bill what the hell is that" and he goes what i just chimed a little and 16 seconds later hes in the car taking us to the hospital

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chimee chongas

Nobody really knows what chimee chongas are, but people always know that they are good.

CHIMEE CHONGAS!!!!!!!, said KPG.

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Wrinkle Chiming

To dance in an absurd manner that your wrinkles fly off of your body and hit the wind chimes on your front porch.

Man 1: "AHHH!! My wrinkles flew off!!"
Man 2: 'What were you doing?!
Man 1: "I was Wrinkle Chiming!!"

wind chimes

According to the late, great George Carlin, it is NOT a musical instrument

It's the same with those unfortunate mutants who think wind chimes are a musical instrument

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Chin Chimes

Defined as a condition where someone places his balls on one's chin while you deep throat.

Every Monday my boss throws the chin chimes on me while he takes care of bidness!

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if it rhymes, it chimes

a way to express things are going good or that you agree with/like something.
can also be used to express dislike with something by stating it doesn't chime.

Bob: How's it going bro?
Me: Well you know what they say, if it rhymes, it chimes.

(in the negative)
Susie: What do you think of this outfit?
Molly: Well if it rhymes, it chimes and that isn't chiming.

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Ass Chimes

WHEN HAVING SEX THIS IS THE ECHO OF THE PERSON YOUR FUCKING AND YOURSELF SLAPPING THERE BUTT CHEEKS TOGETHER WITH YOUR CROTCH

EX. Yo when i fucked Jamie last night my neighbor said he heard the ass chimes

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