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The sexual act in which, after a thorough reaming of a ladies ass, you flip her upside down and poop into her gaping butt cavity.
Last night I gave that skank whore the old Mongolian Chimney sweep and got crap all over the hotel.
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occurs between two people.
First: person A stretches out person B's anal canal by inserting the middle finger, index finger, and thumb into the bum- and spreads the fingers.
Once anal hole is stretched:
person A inserts the head of a mop- preferably new- part with threadsinto person B's bowels, jiggles mop in order to clean person B's colon.
And that, my dear friends, is the ULTIMATE chimney sweep.
person B: I enjoyed that Ultimate Chimney Sweep you gave me the other night. It cleaned me right out!
person A: No problem, I'm glad I could help with your constipation.
The Russian Chimney Sweep is the act of the female taking a dump, while her partner is performing anal sex. It is called the Russian Chimney Sweep, because it's origin is in Russia, and the asswhole is being cleaned out, like a chimney.
Chick: I gotta take a dump.
Guy: I want to have anal sex.
Chick: Want to do the Russian Chimney Sweep? My chimney needs some sweeping.
Guy: Let's get cleaning.
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When you stick your dick deep inside a woman’s throat and finish
“And that’s the inverted chimney sweep, the last of the 17 basic sexual positions”
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when you are having intercourse with your girl's ass in the doggystyle position and you are about to cum, you reach your arm around and karate chop her in the neck. this will cause her to cough, and her rectum will contract and open violently. and your orgasm will be as glorious as a fine winters day in Milwaukee.
" Hey bro, I gave my girl an English Chimney Sweep last night!"
"oh damn bro! you a bad muh fucka"
"she broke up with me. fml."
"doesn't matter had sex"
chorus" I JUST HAD SEEEEEEEEX"
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The act of cleaning up the viscous, tar like shit that is unclogged from the deepest corner of your partner's bowls after anally penetrating them too deep.
Alex: How'd last night go man?
Ryan: Not well. I was tearing up her guts and she let loose last week's Indian food. I spent the rest of the night pulling a Pennsylvania Chimney Sweep.
Alex : That's brutal man.
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the act of insterting a man's dick into the hole in a woman formed when she has smoked so much that she has developed a hole in the middle of her throat
hey if you have tried every other hole, dont forget to give that smoking bitch of urs the old portland chimney sweep
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