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the horrible realisation of pulling your dick from someone's arse and it's covered in shit
I pulled out and it was just all choc horror
the smell of a ski boot by the friday afternoon following the sunday in which the traveller arrived at the chosen skiing destination!!!!
It's a long way down the Itallian alps to Valle d'Aosta. You've had a good week skiing but you're feet are aching. You take off you boot.
Ski instructor who said vaughan was gay says: Smell that! (directing his boot opening to ski instructor who said he woke up next to vaughan)
Ski instructor who said he woke up next to vaughan says: Thats Choc Boc!
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A delicate but rather crunchy chocolate shaped like a crocodile(not to be confused with an alligator).
Tim: Look at this sick chocolate my mom bought me.
Jorge: Choc Croc!
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To be one who patronises those in Authority or the act of doing so
1. That choc-nose always makes the boss a coffee
2. I need a raise, I'd better choc-nose the boss and get him another cup of coffee
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n.
A penis freshly removed from an anus, either male or female. Derived from imagery all too obvious to require explanation here.
v.
To insert said choc knob into the mouth of sodomised partner; hence said partner is "choc-knobbed".
1: "Oh gross, wash that thing before you put it in my mouth!"
2: (inserts into mouth) "Choc knob, bitch."
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The art of freezing a shit and then using it as a dildo.
'I gave the bitch a choc ice' She loves choc icing.
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