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chode

A particularly short penis which is wider than it is long. Usually very difficult to handle, both in the metaphorical and literal sense. Named after a form of sausage which is pathetically small.

A: "Didn't you say you slept with Bob on Wednesday?"
B: "Yeah but it was shit,"
A: "Why's that?"
B: "Well, I went to give him a quick blowy, but I couldn't get my lips around his pancake chode. It was like trying to eat a cheese wheel vertically"

by deltah404 October 16, 2021


Chode

The piece of skin between the balls and ass.

He pissed me off so I kicked him in the chode.

by slick willy March 3, 2005

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chode

A penis which is wider than it is long. Alternate usage: an asshole frat guy who is totally useless, much like a penis which is wider than it is long.

Look at that chode with his frosted hair and his collar popped.

by Prince Albert XXX September 29, 2006

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chode

It is when a the circumference of the penis exceeds its length when it is erect. It is quite rare and very unattractive. Short Fat People ussually have chodes as peoples penises ressemble their body.

normal penis 8====D
chode penis 8=D

"i saw rogers chode and his knob was as big as the rest of his penis"
"jimmy could not fuck jenny as his chode was too fat to penetrate her"

by t3h1337h4xx0r September 18, 2006

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chode

a penis that is wider than it is in length

by sheepello July 5, 2003

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Chode

simply where the width of a penis is more than than the length, the owner of the chode is usually rejected from all communities meaning he has to start up his own "chode community", but you can always single out the chode community because it's typically just three fat blokes who hang around together a lot, and who you can clearly see have a chode outlining in their high-up tight trousers

Barry: Ya wanna suck on my cock, darling?
Jill: So long as you don't have a chode!!!
Barry: oh .. ok .. I'm just going to go over there now

by Willis McGee July 21, 2006

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Chode

A short, fat penis

Yuuta has an extreme chode. SHITS LIKE A TREE STUMP

by POOPNAKA January 10, 2009

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