club

A medical marijuana dispensary. People know them as clubs.

Hey Bob lets go down to the club and pick up some og kush.

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club

What you strike baby seals with.

Girl: Hey, I'm going out clubbing tonight.
Friend: Clubbing what? Baby seals?

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club

A modern concentration camp for homosexual mongs.

Clubs, like most concentration camps, are crowded, dark, damp, and lacking of sustenance. Its prisoners are tortured with loud, awful noises produced by people with Down syndrome.

Fortunately for club owners, homosexual mongs are retarded enough to return and even pay to be exploited in this manner, resulting in reduced costs associated with keeping these people locked up and away from society.

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in the club

gay slang for referring to a fellow homosexual.

"You can tell Steve is 'in the club' by all of the showtunes he has on his ipod."

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Clubbed

Club (Clubbed):
1.as in wackin

2. Ultimately awesomely amazing

3.Under the influence

wackin off..

--ABREVIATION--
-WTC (What The Club)

-Lets go get clubbed yo!!!!

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Club

A place commonly inhabited by preppy white metrosexuals, they're main goals while "clubbing" are to:

- Act like pimps
- Take advantage of drunk underage sluts
- Pretend they're from the hood by using urban accents and driving pimped out Jettas

The club is where all the spoiled rich white kids go, it makes them feel 'gangsta' to hop in their Jettas that their parents bought them and drive to the club to listen to the same 50 Cent songs they were just blasting in their cars

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club

A place where you can usually find people with bottles of bub

"You can find me in the club, bottle full of bub"

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