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Something that daddy sticks up my ass.
Poop cock cum sock hearts my anus so bad.
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The male equivalent of a basic bitch. A simple cock sock is a fuckboi who faps to conversations among fellow fuckbois about sports they've never even played except their 0-12 high school team or the occasional pick up game. The simple cock sock likes to talk the talk but sucks soft serve ass shit when it comes to getting laid in real life.
Lavender: "So I was talking to that guy in Philly again and I think he's finally realized he officially wants to be with me."
Matilda: "Girl, don't bother with that simple cock sock. Leave him be with his inner tube arms and toothpick legs at the gym and his gallons of fuckboi protein powder."
A Cool Cock Sock is a solo sex move. Performing it only requires 3 simple steps.
1. Masturbate, and cum into a sock. Save for later.
2. Masturbate again later into the same sock.
3. As you cum the second time, enjoy the refreshing coolness of your previous cum on your cock.
*Repeat steps 2 and 3 as many times as desired.
Thus is the Cool Cock Sock.
This move is useful for long porn-viewing sessions, when multiple masturbations are necessary.
Person 1: "Dude, I jerked off 3 times in a row last night watching lesbian porn."
Person 2: "Damn man, your cock must be sore!"
Person 1: "Nah man, I used a Cool Cock Sock, I feel great!"
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A large amount of uncircumcised skin on a male's penis.
Girl1- I think I need to make and appt with my OBGYN.
Girl2- What's wrong?
Girl1-I hooked up with this guy at the bar and I think he had cheese in his cock sock and I have a UTI.
Girl 2- Gross!
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1. Stop what your are doing and lets go.
2. Get going with wit the quickness.
Yo drop your cocks and grab your socks! I got the 411 on the party tonight.
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After sex you pass out with a condom still on. You forget about the condom then go to take a piss. Then rubber fills up with hot nasty post-sex piss. Now you've got a very dangerous situation on your hands
Jane: Whats this mess all over the bathroom floor?
Mike: Sorry babe, cock sock water balloon.
Jane: Im breaking up with you.
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Blow your load into a condom, proceed to place 2 D batteries inside, and take turns striking each others face.
We went four rounds of Rubber Cock Sock Beatdown before she finally knocked me out.