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The most unappealing website name to ever exist, only teenagers who think they are edgy and cool by swearing and making sexual innuendos and pseudo rapist comments find the site to be any good.
"Combusting Herpes? Who would find a website like that to be any good?"
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A rare sexually transmitted disease whose main symptom is the spontaneous combustion of one's genitals. In some cases, this can be more dangerous to those around one with Genital Combustion. For example, a woman with Genital Combustion may, in some cases, create a flamethrower with her vagina, injuring those nearby. A man with Genital Combustion will, in most cases, have his dick catch fire and in seconds be consumed by flames where he will then be sent to the underworld to await eternal punishment. There is no cure as of yet for Genital Combustion, but our nation's top minds are spending the taxpayer's money to find one. To avoid catching Genital Combustion, it is advised that you stay away from poorly cleaned genitalia. Also, if the genitals smell anything like roasted almonds, it is advised that sexual activity not be performed. For more information on Genital Combustion, light you genitals on fire and tell us how it feels.
Tiffany: I heard Stacy got Genital Combustion from Bob!
Suzy: Oh boy, better stay away from her.
Margret: I wondered how her neighbor's house burned down.
Tabitha: AWWWUGHH!!!!!
Suzy: Yea
Tiffany: Why am I friends with you three again?
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When a women shuves a buttery dildo into her anus, she contracts her but muscles so the the butter oozes out. This is tipicly stereotyped to fat or obese women. An extention of this is when the used butter is used on toast
Jenny was a fat bitch who liked to give herself anal combustion
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its when your ass, spontaniously bursts into fire
Person 1: Oh no my ass just burst into fire for no reason at all.
Person 2:Why Thats Spontanus Combustion.
I Think I Just Spontanusly Combusted
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When one is having sex so fast that the participants burst into flames in the genital area.
"How did you burn all of your body hair off?"
"Me and my girl are too sexually combustible."
sex that is so good you've gotten off before you have even started
as in a Prince song, Matt Damon and all of the band filter....because we all have a really dirty mind
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It's penile, not penal, you dumb schmuck.
penile surgery
penile combustion
penile sex
penile head
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