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GOP Compromise

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then you target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt-down his mom gave him one cookie.

by Libertatis October 4, 2013

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GOP Compromise

A type of oxymoron.

Ask for more then your target amount of concessions from the opposition party. Then argue down to you what you originally wanted to begin with giving the illusion of compromise.

Billy wanted a cookie so he demand three from his mother. She said no, so he made a GOP Compromise and ask for one cookie. Not wanting to see a melt down his mom gave him one cookie.

by Libertatis October 4, 2013

65๐Ÿ‘ 139๐Ÿ‘Ž


Republican compromise

The act of tricking someone more powerful than you into giving you what you say you want, and then throwing said item on the ground (metaphorically or for real) and spitting in their face.

Thanks, Obama, for giving us some tax cuts and taking out stuff that you wanted... but we're not gonna vote for your stimulus bill anyway. None of us. That's what we call a "Republican compromise". Sucker!

by HavenB January 29, 2009

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Obama Compromise

A deal that only benefits one of the parties involved.The other party is required to give up its integrity and values but walks away claiming a victory.

After borrowing money from her parents and not paying it back, Rachel agreed to only borrow money in the future if she really needs it and promises to pay it back. Her parents were very happy with their Obama compromise and and claimed a victory.

by debjan August 2, 2011

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missouri compromise

This term refers to an act whereby a young lady circumvents the loss of her viginity by practicing anal instead of vaginal intercourse. Its namesake refers to the compromise of 1820, whereby Missouri was excluded from inclusion as free state, even though it was above the Mason-Dixon line. Similarly, When a young lady finally is subject to vaginal intercourse, it is known as bleeding Kansas, which refers to the after effects of the Kansas-Nebraska act of 1854 which revoked the Missouri Compromise.

Frank's girlfriend wanted to keep her flower intact but frank needed release. Because her braces cut him too badly, they had to go with the Missouri compromise.

by Ricochet Jones August 19, 2006

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emotionally compromised

Feeling mixed emotions, conflicted. Often implies an inability to feel and express primary emotions (love, fear, anger) without dissonant conflicts brought in from earlier issues or experiences.

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Recent TV ad:

"I just got a text from my BFF Becky. She said she just kissed Johnny. That's a problem, because I like Johnny, and Becky's not even hot. Now I'm emotionally compromised (smashes pink SUV into completely innocent person's car in mall parking lot)."

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by al-in-chgo August 23, 2010

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compromised condom

a condom that was intentionally poked with with a needle than given to someone to use

Dude I gave Garret that compromised condom and I'm pretty sure he's using it with Liz right now, haha sucks for her.

by tony pinto December 3, 2007

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