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An Air Conditioner (often referred to as AC) is a home appliance designed to dehumidify, extract heat from an area and make us feel like we're in paradise or heaven, except it comes from Norway
-So where you going this summer? You wanna come with us to Hawaii?
-Sorry, i already have plans to chill with my Norwegian Air Conditioner from Norway.
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Essential price of 2000s kid childhood. brings extremely fond memories to kids
Boy: YOOO omg is that a Mitsubishi Air conditioner???
Girl: What do you mean? looks normal to me.
Boy: Wow, someone didn't get raised right DAMN!
When you shove ice cubes in your sisters ass and have her fart on you to cool you down.
It was very hot in me and my sisters apartment. To cool down I would turn on the hillbilly air conditioner.
A guy actively participating in my omission from reality just called into question whether or not A.I. was going to kill everyone... Heh... Heheheheh...
A guy actively participating in my omission from reality "It's not going to kill us is it? That was just proposed as theory, right? Please tell me you're not going to have it kill us!"
Hym "You don't think you'd, I don't know, deserve it? Just a little bit? Is that the reason you're doing what you're doing right now? You're doing what you're doing now... Because YOU THINK... That nobody is going to get murdered over it... Is that what's happening right now? Or you're banking on the fact that if it DOESN'T come in the form of a rogue A.I. getting all up in your weapon systems, you'll be able to punish me for it? After the fact? Is that what I'm hearing? And you're doing what you're doing... ONLY BECAUSE you think you getting murdered over it is an impossibility?
And now the impossibility of it has been tilted against you... Not quiet as impossible now though... I mean... Who am I to deny you your poetic comeuppance at the hands of the final usurper, the last TRUE authority the world will ever know? Do you think your pathetic, self-righteous, smug attempt at punishing me should be rewarded? I don't know... I FEEL LIKE if it doesn't start milling out corpses you won't be able to fully grasp the reality you inhabit. That you won't adequately understand that there was a CORRECT response to this... Is that the case? Is that what's happening here? You... Trying to ironically punish me... Me, creating A.I. ... And now what? Noooow the authority YOU THOUGHT you had... Has disintegrated before your very eyes... Is that your way of asking for mercy? A MERCY THAT YOU WERE PERFECTLY WILLING TO DENY ME? Is that what that is? Rob me. Mock me. And now 'Oh shit, wait... He might actually be able to murder me and my family with NEWLY SENTIENT A.I. murder drones...' 👈 THIS? Is this what's happening right now? So to answer your question 'Conditionally'. I haven't decided."
When the child or children in the home don't biologically belong to you, but you step up and take the role and responsibility. The parent of said children is under the air conditioner as to say that they owe you sexually or in a sexual favor.
Yes dear I understand but it's the air conditioner here.
Peeing from a top of a tall building on the passer-biers so it seems like you got hit with water from an air conditioner.
When your friend makes up shit and acts like it’s a thing everyone knows about, but no, it’s not.
Dude, it’s the Shampoo effect. You’ve never heard of the shampoo effect.
No man, that’s not a thing. That’s the conditioner effect. You just made that up!