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As before: "Rubber, or sheepskin cover for the penis during Sexual Intercourse So that no seminal fluid may enter the vagina"
They also serve well as water-bombs.
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When a girl asks a guy to go get a condom knowing that he'll have to leave the room to get one. As the guy leaves the room to go get one, she takes off and leaves. The guy comes back to an empty room and doesn't get laid.
"I went to get a rubber last night and I got back to the party to find out I've been condomized. The chick took off while I was grabbing a condom and didnt sleep with me.
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a raincoat for your johnson
it protects against the windburn and chapping off the penis head
also can be used to wear on your head
condoms are ribbed for her pleasure if you feel extra pleasure then its inside out
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Mans greatest enemy, yet his closest friend...
Person A: I just slammed my penis in a car door!
Person B: Jesus Christ are you OK?!
Person A: dont worry I didnt feel a thing, I was wearing a condom!
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When you choke, ruin or bottle some activity or test. It is usually used in a negative sense, to indicate despair and failure. Mostly used in the Indian states of Uttar Pradesh and Odisha
Zaheer: How was your maths assignment?
Abdul : Condom.
Hukumdev: Tumhra angrezi wala paper kaisa gaya
Mulayam : Condom hoi gawa. Kucho samajh main nahi aya.
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trusty bag over your shaft....sometimes not trusty
im a g
condom broke 39 times
u wer the lucky one
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A latex or sheepskin sheath to put over the penis before intercourse. Hated by some men because it lowers their sensations somewhat and means that some of the responsibility of contraception falls on them (GOD FUCKING FORBID...) Perhaps they would prefer parenthood?
No glove, no love... unless one is interested in paying child support for the next 18 years...
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