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A woman who stores peanuts in her vagina over winter. Usually collected by furry critters which disperse hair onto the vaginal region before crawling inside to hibernate.
Most notorious peanut cooch: Gwen Davis
"That's a mighty stanky peanut cooch ya got there Miss Davis."
"You need to tame that fucking peanut cooch to do tricks."
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When a Female's vagina is too tight; thus forcing her to purposely stretch it out using a cucumber.
Francesca: Did you finally have sex with Tim?
Evelyn: No, he was too big!
Francesca: Well you better use that Cooch-Cumber again...
Evelyn: Good idea!
You know what black pepper looks like? Well imagine going into the bathroom and looking at the seat and you find what looks like pepper sprinkled all over the surface. If it's a special day, you might also see pieces of pubes too! This is most common in female bathrooms and come from dirty girls who leave presents on the toilet seat for other people to find.
Damn! She's hella dirty. Pepper cooch for real. She just left it all over the seat. *barfing noise*
When something or someone makes your peepee stand up
Mrs.G got me cooched up bruh! or Yo Chuy you got me cooched up!
My ole lady Queefs so much during Sex that I call her a Cooch Rooster!
A woman that don't ride cock, rejects the cock, does not approve of the cock.
Marissah: "But honey, I want the feeling back by tomorrow. I have an interview."
Illingsworth: "I say you giddy concubine, don't be a cooch potato. Ride the cock, it loves thee."
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a term that refers to a woman having abnormally thick pussy cum.
did you eat today?
Yeah i had a bowl of cooch chowder