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When a guy uses Icy-Hot to lube up a condom then proceeds to insert his penis into the woman's vagina. It's called this due to the Coors commercials with the Coors train freezing everything. The penis is the train.
You can make it a Coors Train Express if she notices that her vagina feels wierd, at which point, you pull out and run like an express train.
Dude, things ain't going too well with my ho. I gave her to Coors Train last night but then it turned into a Coors Train (Express). I think she might die.
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Commonly abbreviated as CLC, the Coors Light Challenge is the extravagant and sophisticated act of determining how many Coors Light are required to drive one to the point of inebriation, in a predetermined time interval. This is usually followed by making bad "mistakes" with your best guy friends and repeatedly trying to cop a feel of your best girl friends. Many have attempted the CLC but few have succeeded as most adventurous individuals eventually become diagnosed with a condition known as hyperaquaitis, or the state of an excess of water in the blood stream.
Bro #1: Buddy we should defs do the CLC this weekend bro.
Bro #2: Bro no way, that is off the hook like Brose Canseco hitting touchdowns left and right!!
Hot Chick: Omg Cecillia do you see those guys doing the Coors Light Challenge?? I like can't believe it, they're sooo hot.
Slightly Less Hot Chick: Like omgg I want to let them run a train on me sooooooo bad.
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A drink concoctedth by putting coors (or any favorite beer) into the microwave in a bowl until hot. The contents of the bowl are then drank through a funnel, repeat.
Originated in Northern New Jersey.
I just funneled a whole bowl of coors soup, now I'm drunk and warm. Perfect for this January keg party!!
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This happens when you have a few too many beers at your local bar and are a big fan of the Harry Potter films.
Man, Nick got absolutely Barty Coors Juniored last night at JT's.
Commonly abbreviated CLC, the Coors Light Challenge is the act of purchasing multiple flats of Coors Light and determining the amount required for inebriation, leading to bouts of drunken laughter, bad "mistakes" with your best guy friends and "accidentally" copping a feel of your best girl friends. Many attempt the CLC, but few actually complete it, as it takes so many of these "beers" to get drunk, the participant dies of hyperaquaitis, a condition that describes too much water in one's body.
Bro 1: Bro, do you wanna pick up a couple of flats and do the CLC this weekend?
Bro 2: Oh you know it, I'll hit those up like Brose Canseco
Bro 1: Let's make out.
Hot chick: Can you believe those guys are doing the Coors Light Challenge? They're sooooooo brave.
Slightly less hot chick: Like oh my God I know!! I just want them to do things to me, like right now.
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Fermented dumpster juice and vomit with an instant hangover.
Bud light is too fancy for me i want that gut rot dumpster juice coors banquet beer.
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I.e., don't worry about your swelled-out belly's being too full of light beer --- simply wait a while for your bladder to empty itself several times, and then you'll feel better.
Consuming alcohol is never a good idea, anyway, but if you've had a few too many Silver Bullets "over da Coors of da evening", don't get all panicky over it --- instead, quietly sit back, relax, and "just let Nature run its Coors".