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You finger a girl so good her hips lift off the bed.
I i was couchie craning her so much she levitated off the bed
The act of opening up the cushions of a couch in such a manner that you are able to blow smoke into it and observe how there is no smoke. Very convenient skill to have when you are trying to conceal smoke in a large group of people.
"Bro, I need to smoke but I don't want it to be visible"
"No worries, just hit a couchie. Notice how there is NO SMOKE."
A man's ass, a dudes asshole. Often used in a sexual manner by other men.
Origin: Baltimore
"Dawg I was so deep in dat cushie last night"
"When you been in the pen long enough even dat couchie will do"
"Tony's couchie is ripe dawg, shit is ripe you feel me?"
A word used to describe a PokéStop you can spin without leaving your home (ie your couch) in Pokémon Go.
Person 1: "Hey man, wanna go a walk and spin some stops?"
Person 2: "Nah bro, after that Post Box I nominated got accepted I got a couchie."
is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays