is the act of giving someone such head on a couch it literally bounces up and down
guy: hey dude my girl vanessa gave me super hard slumpy bumpy couchy ouchy that there are now marks on the floor!!!!1!1!
other guy: who is named vanessa nowadays
exactly what it sounds like
making contact with the couchie
another way of saying you fucked
icy hot should not make couchie contact
i made couchie contact last night
when a women’s couchie looks like sushi specifically the california roll
The state of an enclosed space where the majority of its area is occupied by sofas. This limits the livable space but makes it very comfortable.
Duncan (while laying on one of the 3 couches in the room): It is pretty couchy in here!
Name given to an interactive item in an AR (Augmented Reality) game that is within reach while sitting on your couch.
Person 1: I need to walk 2km to my closest pokestop.
Person 2: I'm going nowhere I have my Couchy.
An undesirable person, that smells like shit and has no friends
Person 1: A new guy started working at my office today.
Person 2: What is he like?
Person 1: He's a Couchy. Lucky he isn't sitting near me