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Masterbating with your off-hand to counteract the curve effect obtained from years of jerking it with your primary hand.
After getting totally drunk one night, David explained the concept of counter-whacking.
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When one is getting humped unintentionally by another and then decides to turn the tables by humping back, thus freaking out the original humper.
First Dude- "SURPRISE! I'm so humping you right now!"
Second Dude- "WTF! Well how about THIS!"
First Dude- "O SHIT! I'm being counter-humped!"
Half – Life mod, created in 1999 also know as CS, which started off as the FPS games of the late 20th and early 21st century, and still has a few die-hard fans.
Game is comprised of terrorists and counter terrorist…
Plant Bombs, Rescue hostages, and kill each other until either the other side is eradicated or time runs out, or objective is accomplished… All this should be accomplished with refined (First person shooter) skills… acquired from hours of repetitive play
Game has negative connotations due to the repetitive nature of the Missions and Maps…
Game is polluted with cheaters and hackers who spend much of their time on the computer trying to accomplish an imaginary ultimate hacker status
Instead of terrorists vs. counter terrorists, the game has over time transformed into Hackers Vs. Non Hackers, with ever growing admin boots,,,, bans,,,,, kicks,,, and CD key black lists….
Due to , cheaters, anti cheat programs, abusive admins, bitchers, whiners and campers,
new hacks and MODS for the game are released on a daily basis thus… causing many people to refer to the game in a negative countenance.
I Played way too much CS Last night. The best FPS Game of 1999 and 2000
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A great online FPS game that has sadly been over-run by autistic 10 to 14 year olds who like to scream at you over the mic while their balls are waiting to drop. The only way to compete is be a great player or have gone to college for l337 5p34k. Many people bash it because they lack enough skill to play the game. They do this by whining that it's 'not realistic' enough (even though they'd suck at that too) as they take a hit off their inhailer. Servers are run like Nazi Germany by little kids who ban you when ever you blow their heads off while going "H4XX0|2 OMG WTF LOL! B4N TYM3 I R L337! DUN7 FUX W/ TH15!!!11" Also you are shot while trying to decipher coded messages that you soon find out were in fact, not coded messages, but a remedial bastard trying to inform you of an enemy's position. "enmee een phents go ruuf!!!" or "hee at hoistse!" "I hve smlal dkic"
A good game that many people bash, but it is still fun and enjoyable once you find a nice server that does not have a ton of retards in it.
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Beans are a cheap commodity, so to count them is a rather silly thing to do. A "bean counter" is one who nitpicks over small things in order to save costs. It is a derogatory term for accountants, bankers, and anyone who holds a financial interest in an endeavor.
The Saturn ION's oil filter housing is cheap plastic because bean counters decided that a metal one was too expensive.
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When a bro is walking and the breeze is going the opposite direction of his flow, thus messing it up.
This creates an unsettling feeling and he must push it back the other way. It's even worse if the broski's hands are full and he cannot fight the counter-flow.
{It is essentially the wind, but only in the wrong direction}
Fuck dude, how's the flow? I experienced counter-flow on the way to class.
I looked like a fuckin' mess when I walked by Julie because of counter-flow.
A girl that only looks good from the waist up. Or in other words a girl whose lower body hides behind the counter.
Dude, that girl that works the checkout is really hot. No nevermind she's just a counter girl.
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