Child Protective Services. The CPS investigates reports (true or otherwise) of abuse or neglect of children.
My mother in law actually had the nerve to send a false report in and the CPS came and almost had my kids taken away. That f*cking woman just won't quit!
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CPS as in clicks per second, all it is really is clicking as fast as possible to gain an advantage in games such as Minecraft, Idle games including (Cookie clicker, transport defender etc.) You can tend to find websites allowing you to see your scores on clicking speeds and alot of minecraft youtubers that PvP tend to think cps is key.
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Who the kids in my basement escape to try to call.
(Random gamer): "Gotta go check on the kids in my basement before they call CPS"
*Random Gamer has disconnected*
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CPS (Confused Penis Syndrome) - Akwardly arousing situations may cause a CPS.
The following examples might cause a CPS
1. Seeing yourself with the change sex filter
2. 70 year old nip slip
3. Lola Bunny
3. Kim Possible
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Clown Point System.
A point system that calculates how much of a clown someone is
Person 1: **Does something stupid
Person 2: Thatβs 25 clown points for the CPS!
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Cumshots Per Second
A sexual arousal measuring scale.
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