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Cracker Jack

A girl, not a guy, who is slightly odd in the head. Often has problems concerning her love life. The term cracker comes from her thoughts of eating an entire pack of crackers a couple days before. Jack comes from her thoughts of a guys dog who's name isn't even Jack. She will answer the oddest of questions without even asking you why you asked her them. If that last sentence confused you, you too may be a Cracker Jack.

That stupid Cracker Jack.



Did you see that girl who just ran into the door? She must be a Cracker Jack.



Shut up you dipshiv! You were better off as a Cracker Jack!


by The weirdest Allykins of all April 6, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker jack

When a white man steals something, usually quickly. This is a rare occurance as theft is usually committed by negros and spicks. Often when this occurs, it is appropriate to yell out "damn, I just got cracker-jacked". Many white people who 'cracker jack' are drunk.

"Did you hear that Vinny got cracker jacked the other day?"


"Man, I wanna cracker jack that nigger over there. Teach him a lesson about superiority"

by The Nameless Man October 31, 2008

7๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker jack clothes

Anything besides jeans and/or leather.

Real metal people want to rock not pose, wearing jeans and leather, not cracker jack clothes

by real metal people February 9, 2011


cracker jack

That idiot that just cut you off and slowed down below the speed limit. Or any other retard that pulled their license out of a cracker jack box

That cracker jack just hit the curb and ran in to a parked car.

by cafiend March 27, 2008

5๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


cracker jack bitch

A dumb white bitch. A white trashy woman. A woman that eats crumbs off the ground.

Look at that cracker jack bitch eating crumbs from the sidewalk.

Let's go before all the cracker jack bitches arrive.

by Dirtยฅ~Dogโ„ข November 28, 2017


Cracker Jack Box

A crackerjack box was the disposable cardboard box used to hold popcorn or candy (sweets), though over time has come to mean a similar box or container used to give away rather useless, cheap toys and/or giveaway items. So anything referred to as 'coming out of a crackerjack box' is being derided as useless, cheap or fake.

Did you get your degree out of a Cracker jack box? (ie. your degree in media studies / sociology etc. is worthless)

(From Meatloaf's "two out of three ain't bad"): There ain't no Coupe de Ville hiding at the bottom of a Cracker jack box (you'll never find a valuable and exotic, vintage car in the bottom of a crackerjack box)

by Nigel An'srid December 18, 2016

18๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Cracker Jack

A person who is afraid to fight a man but will beat on his women and strut. A disgusting, non-bathing, rotten toothed, alcoholic who has usually burnt all his brain cells by age 12 due to huffing gasoline. A person who has had multiple run-ins with law enforcement for drugs and has yet to do any time, a lowlife who averages 1 1/2 showers per year and who has never owned a toothbrush.

1) Many of the men in this area are real cracker jacks...
2) If it looks like shit and smells even worse, it must be a cracker jack.
3) Man, you are a cracker jack, no surprise in the box, mother fucker.

by Crazy Amy December 18, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž