they tryna be crate

They tryna be crate
They tryna be crate
She wanna meet Carti

That bitch is a Barbie

I'ma fuck these hoes
I'm on 730
Got a brand new pack like Kid Cudi

I smoke dope like Kid Cudi
Push up and get the slugs from me

I'm with all the shits

We pull up with shit

We pull up with, uh

We pull up with sticks,

We pull out the van,

We pull out the shit,

I pull out the .9,

I pull out and blitz,

I pull out the fire,

I pull out wit' six
I'm smokin' out the pound
The bitch can suck my dick
The bitch gonna ride the dick
The bitch get thrown in the pit

Dude Guy: Yo bro, it appears to me that they are indeed tryna be crate
Carti: oh they tryna be crate alright

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swappa crate

12 pack of 40oz beers sold in New Zealand. They cost about $40 NZ the first time, but once you've finished drinking the beers the crate and beers are swapped for new beers. The swap costs only $24 NZ, provided you bring back the old crate and beer bottles.

"Oh shit we are on the last beer. Time to go down to the bottle shop and grab a new swappa crate."

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Crate Egg

Old fashioned Barnsley/general yorkshire term for dickhead. more often used whilst driving...

"gerront right side ut rowd yer crate egg"
*taps temple with forefinger in angry fashion in rearview mirror for 'crate egg' to see*

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Egg Crate

Similar in nature to the maneuver known as the Arabian Goggles. It involves taking the testicles and then placing them in the eye sockets of one unsuspecting victim (who's conventionally inebriated to the point of unconsciousness. Usually done where other drunk individuals witness the ordeal. Has been known to involve cameras used to capture the image for humiliation of the fore mentioned victim at a time when he's more cognitively fit to feel demoralized.

Dude 1: "Jimmy drank a fifth of 151 the other night and passed out sitting up in his chair with his shoes and all of his clothes still on"

Dude 2: "Oh no bro, somebody must have messed with him in a devastating way"

Dude 1: "Frankie gave him an egg crate. But I still say he got off easy. It could have been an atomic egg crate"

Dude 2: "True..."

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Time To Crate

Time To Crate is a metric used to assess the quality of video games. It is expressed in terms of the time between the start of a level (t == 0), and the point where the level designer gave up, ran out of ideas and just started putting in crates.

A lower TTC is considered desirable.

Dude this game has a Time To Crate of zero! The level designers must have had no ideas whatsoever.

Yeah, just need to tighten up the TTC on level 3.

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the crate challenge

a challenge that only dumbasses do and people who don’t care if they break their leg

On my way to the hood to climb some crates. the crate challenge.

The Milk Crate

When you buy a milk crate or any plastic container large enough to raise you to the height where your partner can give you oral sex

Bro, me and the wife are gonna try “the milk crate “ tonight