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Portmanteau of 'commercial' and 'rock'. A band, and/or style of music, that has a few tracks off an album played ad naseum on a commercial Top 40 station, and most other tracks played on a real music station (one that plays good music).
A: Do you like Jet?
B: Nah, they seem to crock.
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the point of where your little toe is all messed up and ugly
Courtneys toes are all crocked
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Derogatory term for a particularly loathsome vagina. One that has been explored by many, many doctors, penises, homeless people and various other characters. The connotation is one that implies you could store food inside said vagina and it could smoke to perfection due to the fumes and constant internal warmth.
I'd like to hide a pot roast in yours and let it slow-cook for a few days. Then i'd like to clean your crock-puss with a water hose and a stick-up...
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Something that is false, misleading, full of lies, etc.
The assertion that your car is exceptional is a crock of shit.
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What you call crack rocks when you're super wasted and trying to buy some
Drunk Guy: "Hey man, you got some crock racks?"
Dealer: "Is you hammered?"
Drunk Guy: "Nah man, I only had a couple drinks" *falls over
I made crock-shits of cash playing poker last night.
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Sorry girls......tonight I have a crocked cock! Tomorrow I'll do you right.