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crunch

To beat someone or something up very aggressively.

Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.

by baddestbitch69 December 3, 2016

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crunch

A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.

โ€œTrump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!โ€

by sexychair July 13, 2019

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crunch

a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.

oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest

by _liv_ August 31, 2009

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crunches

code for someone going to take a big dump

Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"

by g to the ill February 19, 2005

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crunch

Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.

Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.

by silkshow November 14, 2006

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crunch

the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.

i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy

by myassisitchy June 2, 2019

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The Crunch

A lesser known name for a nasty ass STD.

I just got The Crunch from that ratchet ass bitch. This shit blows, man. My ball sack is on FIRE.

by DuckyDoolittle August 7, 2014

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