To beat someone or something up very aggressively.
Imma crunch you fam.
If that guy got with my ex I would fucking crunch him.
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A word you use to describe someone who is idiotic in all ways, shapes, or forms, without them knowing what it means.
โTrump MUST be a crunch, for looking at Melina as a sexy fetus when she came out of the womb, this man is 24 years older than her!!โ
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a crunch: a cry-munch. Applies to those who eat their feelings. in times of anguish and upset those who reach for the crisps are crunching.
oh man, i was so depressed i just took a spoon to that pie and cried my eyes out, it was a total crunch fest
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code for someone going to take a big dump
Hailey:"I'm going to go do some crunches"
Gillian: "Ewwww"
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Generally a female who finds herself doing stupid things. Her jokes and her actions are very outdated.
Damn Stephenie Reimer, you are a crunch.
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the crunch is big massive shit that comes out your pussy.
i just took a big ass crunch out of my pussy
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A lesser known name for a nasty ass STD.
I just got The Crunch from that ratchet ass bitch. This shit blows, man. My ball sack is on FIRE.
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