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Drinking a large quantity of alcohol while injured. For the liquid crutches to be fully effective the user must drink enough alcohol to forget that he or she is injured, throw their crutches to the wind and start doing things they shouldn't. Such as walking with a broken leg or foot. The recipient of the liquid crutches usually ends up in painful regret the following morning.
"what is Cody doing on the dance floor? Didn't he break his foot last week?"
"oh he's got his liquid crutches, he'll be fine..... "
When a movie isn't good enough to watch in 2d so they add 3d as an option so you'll watch the shitty movie.
The latest Saw movie is leaning on it's 3d crutch to make millions at the box office.
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A weapon in any video game that is on the borderline of overpowered from it being unrivaled in a certain category that makes it very easy to use.
You're not that good of a player in Team Fortress 2. You use crutch weapons almost every game.
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When you fuck a girl so hard she cannot walk under her own power for some time.
D: Yo, I swear after I get done with her, she wouldn't walk right for a year!
K: You're gonna crutch fuck her?
D: Yes.
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a person who automaticly hates another peson with out getting to know them.
person 1: she's so mean.
person 2: your such a crutch head you don't even know her.
she's the coolest person ever.
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When a young Hungarian male pleads his crippled loved one to violently but sensually place one (or two) of her crutches within his rectum.
When about to cum the crippled female then takes one of her flappy legs and smacks it across said male parties throbbing erection.
This act is quite popular in many ancient nordic cultures. But especially in the renowned Kiraly Clan.
"OH YEAH BABY GIMME THAT DEEP CRUTCH PEGGING"
Cruth or crotch odour is very similar to body odour also known as b.o. but concentrated mainly on the genetalia of either male or female.
Girl: fancy a shag?
Boy: fuck off, you've got crutch odour, go and wash your cunt!
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