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A Cullen is a crotchety old geezer that lives in the overgrown foothills of West Virginia. A Cullen has a tendency of defending his caverns with a strong smelling excretion that secretes through the anus. Cullens are known to prey on smaller creatures when they are hangry. The only identifiable marks that we hold on records is the reports of hikers seeing a hairy back tattoo walking through the woods, and the lingering smell of musk and pipe tobacco. Cullen’s were though to be extinct until Wetherford T. Shittytit saw one in 1847.
A wild Cullen came into my yard and wiped his ass with my cat.
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To creepily watch/stalk someone, generally someone with whom one is in a relationship, systematically removing them from other friendships in an attempt to render them utterly incapable of independent action.
A: Don't look now, but I think Dave is watching you from the bushes.
B: He's just making sure no one gets too close.
A: He's totally Cullening you.
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A newly formed religion based around the Cullen family from Stephenie Meyer's Twilight series.
Headed by Carlisle Cullen, it consists of Jasper and Rosalie Hale, Edward, Esme, Emmett and Alice Cullen.
It has a large following and includes many worship songs, stories and general prayers.
Worship Song of Cullenism:
"Carlisle is awesome, Esme is cool, Alice and Jasper totally rule, our love to Emmett and Rosalie and Edward too for eternity."
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Conducting informal reconnaissance in an unintentional manner.
My cousin and my girlfriend were Cullen all up on my Facebook.
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(n)A fictional character from a teen novel whose fame is ill won.
2. What teen girls and some older women will model their future boyfriends after, thus crushing their slim hope of having a functional relationship.
See Also; Sparkly Vampire
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Real Version: Terrifying creature of the night who hunts humans and sucks their blood.
Twishite Version: Sparkly fruit who may or may not fall in love with a human whose arteries are full of his personal crack.
Is the word Cullen enough for you?
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To drive very fast, like the vampire family in Stephenie Meyer's Twilight Saga
The highway was empty last night so I pulled a Cullen (Cullened).
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