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Sparkly

Mentally held back or retarded

That guy is sparkly

by j=k August 17, 2008


sparkly

apparently what vampires are nowadays

seriously. since when did count dracula "sparkle"? i mean really if i saw a one of those sparkly vampires, i'd laugh my ass off

*note: i don't see what the big deal with this whole twilight fad, nor am i interested

by purple_sheboodles29 November 18, 2009


sparkly

when shiny things make pretty lights cuz of the sun...

hehe oooooooooooooooooooooooooo sparkly!

by jeanie, me September 24, 2006


sparkly

When something shines, or glitters. Disco balls are sparkly. Lady Gaga's dresses are sparkly. Diamonds are sparkly. Vampires, are not sparkly.

Person 1: Man, look at this sparkly diamond!
Twilight fan: OMG! That's like Edward!
Person 1: No. Vampires. Aren't. Freaking. SPARKLY!!!

by IT'S_OVER_9000 February 08, 2012


sparkly

The quality of an object to render all females completely unable to resist its charms.

She won't be able to resist my sparkly marriage sack.

by Sammmmmmmmeh November 08, 2007


sparkly

a guaranteed accessory that makes underwear irresistable

sparkly turquoise thongs

by Roxy is spelled S-E-X-Y September 20, 2006


Sparklies

A cooler term for "awards" than the word "awards." Usually a shiny statuette that says your work doesn't suck. Sparklies give you cred and make your work legitimafied.

"Check out the sparklies on my mantle."

or

"I'm not sayin' my work is better than yours, I'm just sayin' I have a ton of sparklies."

by rockstarawesome October 23, 2009