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A clever reference to the word cunnilingus that implys a man who is quick with the tongue. (P.S. click on this highlighted word cunnilingus go get the joke.)
Man, your husband sure is a cunning linguist!
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(1) A person who is a clever speaker and/or writer and/or singer.
(2) Slang for pussy eater as it sounds like "cunnilingus".
If you can become a master of BOTH definitions of cunning linguist, women will throw themselves at you in order to sit on your face, and will gladly return the favor with some great oral and/or pole riding.
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1. A phrase used by husbands (Australian sailors) referring to money that the wife does not know about.
2. Money saved up for a rainy day (generally kept secret from spouse who might spend it.
Let's go out 'whoring on' or gettin smashed (drinkin) with the boys! How much have you got in your 'Cunning Kit?'
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(Noun) cunning-linguist: an insult pun for word-jugglers & propagators of disparaging speech
Christopher Dane is a cunning-linguistic who doesn’t trust my intentions concerning Nuestra Señora de la Santa Muerte.
An extremely hot girl who is a complete bitch. Most people can figure it out.
"Well, I'd have to say she's a real cunning stunt! The sex was great and the she kicked me out!"
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The act of watching porn on your cellphone while taking a shit and then shooting your load all over the shit before flushing.
"I was watching Dawson's Crack last night and so had to pull a cunning ham."
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A codeman for a that can walk the walk and talk the talk with the best of the best. His codeman is usually mistaken for a sexual act or being a person that has sex in his mind but in reality refers to his ability to talk himself out of trouble or talk himself into convincing or fooling the ordinary person. A cunning linguist has a lot of confidence in what he says and does, keeps his word, and cuss someone out when mad. Other traits that define a cunning linguist being a smartass, bragging, and being witty.
He is such a suave talker that the ladies call him The Cunning Linguist.
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